Happy Halloween folks.
I must admit, this was one of my favorite days as a kid and I’m pretty excited I get to relive it all over again through my lil goblin. Even though she will not remember today or understand why I am putting her in a restrictive hot & sweaty costume – I will love every second of it. I’m evil..mwahahaha!
Believe it or not, I have 4 costumes to choose from: a cutesy lion, a flower fairy of some sort, a cutesy lady bug and a sexy lady bug. Yes, a sexy lady bug. Its kind of weird how sexy some of these costumes have gotten for little kids. I was looking through the Party City brochure the other day and was completely shocked how the toddler and pre-teen girls modeling the costumes looked like mini-hoochie mamas. Some even had bare mid-drifts and thigh high stockings.
ain’t nothin’ but a hoochie mama.
Ehhh….the day my daughter comes to me and asks to be Sexy Dorothy is the day hell will freeze over. I wasn’t allowed to show my belly or wear short skirts until I was in college and out of my parents house so there is no way in hell my little sweet and innocent girl will ever be wearing anything sexy. EVER.
So thanks Party City. How bout keeping the sexy cat and fairy costumes for the sorority girls.
P.S. – – hope everyone has lots of fun today 
