October 4, 2011

Greatest.Invention.EVER.

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About a month ago, I was at a friends house with my very anti-social munchkin. She has been stuck in this phase of crying and screaming when we are around people. It’s awesome. What kind of baby hates people!? Obviously it would be mine out of anyone’s. She must get it from me – I sometimes hate people too, but I don’t scream bloody murder when they smile or look at me. So during this insane fit, my friend runs to her garage and brings in this crazy contraption that her 2 kids have since grown out of. She insisted…

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October 1, 2011

Saturday Night Rant

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You know what really grinds my gears – -Last minute dinner invites that start after 8 p.m. My typical Saturday nights B.C. (before child) were grand. Extravagant meals out at the newest restaurants in town, drinks before, during and after dinner and then where ever the night would take us. It was truly glorious. Saturday nights A.C. (after child) = LAME We have now come to tell friends/family, if they want to make plans, do it a week in advance. Say whaaaa??? B.C. this was unheard of. We were the fly by the seat of our pants kind of couple…

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September 29, 2011

The Anti Mom

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The intimidating first post…dum dum dummmmmm! Hello Blog World! I am a self-proclaimed Anti Mom. When I tell people that, they look at me as if I have 13 heads, then look down at the pint size mini-me in my arms and give me the stink eye. But what exactly is an “Anti Mom”? Believe me, I am not a baby hater.  I love babies and I adore being a mom. But I Hate (yes with a capital H!) the mom stigma that adorns all women the second people find out they are pregnant. The stigma that all aspects of…

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