The people-hater baby of mine turns 6 months old tomorrow. Every one says how each month she changes, she gets bigger, does new things, blah blah – yeah, I know, I get it. But I was under the impression that she will stay littles for at least one or two more months. Not use the side of the crib as a jungle gym/teether! This morning I walked in on her STANDING, holding on to the crib sides while chewing her little heart out on the nice and very expensive crib. After taking my obligatory picture for my husband and screaming, …
Humpday Shopping
0I have always had a slight problem with shopping. At one point in time my parents seriously considered sending me to therapy. I told them they were the crazy ones. I never got myself into money problems with my self-proclaimed shopping addiction, but I just love buying new things. When I’m having a shitty day, buying a new outfit or accessories made me feel a million times better. Retail Therapy bitches. I was never a spoiled little brat that got everything I ever asked for. I’ve been working since the age of 12 with babysitting jobs for my neighbors, then…
New Facebook Page!!
0I’m a total bonehead. I am ashamed to admit I eff’d up the original Anti Mom Blog Facebook page. If my old bosses could see me now, they would be shaking their head in disgust. I blame the baby brain!!!!! I have had the worst case of baby brain ever since I had my little anti-social baby. I can’t remember shit and my brain cells have completely diminished. One can only hope that it will wear off soon. Does it!?!?!? Please tell me it does!! Anyways. Here is my brand spankin’ new Facebook Page! Check it out …….. and you…
Greatest.Invention.EVER.
0About a month ago, I was at a friends house with my very anti-social munchkin. She has been stuck in this phase of crying and screaming when we are around people. It’s awesome. What kind of baby hates people!? Obviously it would be mine out of anyone’s. She must get it from me – I sometimes hate people too, but I don’t scream bloody murder when they smile or look at me. So during this insane fit, my friend runs to her garage and brings in this crazy contraption that her 2 kids have since grown out of. She insisted…
Saturday Night Rant
0You know what really grinds my gears – -Last minute dinner invites that start after 8 p.m. My typical Saturday nights B.C. (before child) were grand. Extravagant meals out at the newest restaurants in town, drinks before, during and after dinner and then where ever the night would take us. It was truly glorious. Saturday nights A.C. (after child) = LAME We have now come to tell friends/family, if they want to make plans, do it a week in advance. Say whaaaa??? B.C. this was unheard of. We were the fly by the seat of our pants kind of couple…
